just listen. all i ask. maybe then the world will learn in everyone listens to the pariahs.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
Horses have injured me, made me cry, made me swear, pissed me off until my breaking point, made me do stupid things, made me hate myself, made me hate other people, made my heart break, put my heart back together, been there when I was alone, been there when I didn’t need them, always tested me, tried me, put me in bad situations, made me think, made me work, push myself, push them, work harder, faster, better than anyone else, made me jealous, made me self-centered, made me happy, abused me, used me, torn me apart, healed me, helped me, loved me, snuggled me, made me laugh, helped me up, put me down, made me a better person, made me want to help others. In every aspect of who I am, horses are there. They have made me the person I am today. If you like me, thank them, if you hate me well too fucking bad they don’t give a shit.
— Unknown (via cosmo-gyral)
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
- me: wHI CH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY FUCKING H OOF PICK GIV E ME IT BACK NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKII N G KIL-
- me: wait i found it
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”